capregalia:

there’s death of the author and then there’s whatever the fuck is up with danny phantom

transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

superhell:

yebisu:

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

dat-soldier:

grox:

unfortunately-a-fangirl:

unfortunately-a-fangirl:

there’s something faelike about that advisory from outside the apple store. it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Flaying myself alive in here

moniquill:

lordoftablecloths:

the-demi-jedi:

ambientlemon:

vergak:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means “We’re looking for you”. But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

play-now-my-lord:

iggykoopa666:

iggykoopa666:

calling every gnc cis person you see an “egg waiting to crack” even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it “progressive”

is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

thylacines-toybox:

I was gonna answer this in a normal way, but then I got curious about trying it for myself and thought I might as well demonstrate!

So, I went and picked up a guy from the supermarket. The selection there was pretty barren today but I found a decent test subject:

Eye replacement procedure below!

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