action-exclamation:

machine-saint:

whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

homunculus-argument:

choosing what animal to assign for major characters while drawing a furry comic: These characters are a wolf and an eagle, respectively, as both were symbols of ancient Rome, to represent their patriotism and devotion to the cause. This character is a toad because his name is remarkably similar to the latin name of the common toad.
choosing what animal to assign to minor characters: This character is a gazelle because I accidentally left too much negative space above his head while sketching the panel layout, so fuck it I’m putting long-ass horns in there.

toskarin:

insomniac-arrest:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

it’s just very fortunate that “I can’t write without my glasses” is an honest statement that doesn’t raise any eyebrows

reverse superman

subparwoman

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

methed-up-marxist:

hey sorry if this isnt true i forgot exactly where i read it but this person should be brutalised and subjected to some of the most horrific acts of cruelty humanity has ever seen. it might be nothing though i might have the people mixed up

thebenrey:

what i want to say: fandomification of twitch streamers is a highway to hell. making a ‘fandom’ for a specific person or group can easily be a slippery slope to idolization and the intense parasocial relationships you see in young teenagers obsessed with people like dream. being a fandom and being a community are two extremely separate things. a community is not centered around one person, but it’s a group they have cultivated that can support each other. 

what i say: if i ever see a pastel catboy wayneradiotv edit in earnest i’m killing god

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

himbofisher:

max1461:

novac:

Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot

what the fuck is going on

hearthawk:

sleepymccoy:

assdare:

marlynnofmany:

serpents-fr:

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

Nothing better than just seeing a little dude

This fucker watching me piss

I grew up in a state with one native lizard that was rare to see, and now I am in a state with lizards EVERYWHERE. INCLUDING THIS GUY I RANDOMLY ENCOUNTERED ON A HIKE! I will never take those lil guys for granted, they are so cute.

a-book-of-creatures:

froody:

froody:

froody:

Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.

I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

“Squillae cimexorum est”, he says.

“Squillae cimexorum est”, you mumble reverently.